The anti-slop content framework for AI agents
AI content is everywhere. Good AI content is rare. Open-source skill files that stop Claude, ChatGPT, and Gemini from generating copy that feels like nobody wrote it. Five signals. Any writer. Free.
Two questions reveal everything about a piece of writing. How much is here? And how specific is it? AI defaults to too much, too general. Every time. The five signals map exactly where it goes wrong, and how to fix it.
Signals 1, 2, 3 land in the absence zone.
Signals 4 and 5 earn the presence zone.
The map produces the signals.
Stacked claims, adjectives piled on adjectives, sentences that exist to impress. The brain reads: if they are working this hard to convince me, they must have something to hide. Empty vessels make the most noise.
One smooth, even, rehearsed pass. No hesitation, no texture. We connect to the human behind the work, not the work itself. A flawless surface has no human to connect to.
Everything covered, every feature listed. Premium things say one thing. Cheap things shout everything. What you do not say signals as much as what you do.
Real memory stores sensory detail. When someone actually lived something, the specifics are there. Category language proves absence. Detail proves presence.
Claiming to be for everyone is what insecure things do. A thing that knows exactly who it is for reads as real and confident. Narrowing is not an apology. It is a declaration.
They collapse trust before a reader reaches your message. Each one asserts value without demonstrating it.
Replace every banned word with the specific true thing it was trying to gesture at. Not "revolutionary platform" but what it actually does. Not "seamless experience" but what the person actually feels. The specific true thing beats any adjective.
This will not change your tone of voice. Think of it as an expert copywriter sitting next to you who knows your voice, catches when you drift into slop, and pulls you back without rewriting who you are. It preserves the tone. It strips the AI residue.
Over years of copywriting and market research, conversations with more than 2,500 people in person, face to face, certain patterns kept appearing. Human writing carries signals that are hard to fake: lived experience, emotional risk, specific observation, genuine intent. Unslop is those patterns, organized into something anyone can use.